Warning: This is not for the faint of heart. Or brain. Or any living creature with a pulse.
It's a well-known fact that squirrels are the true rulers of the world. Their whims are our command, their chattering our bane.
But what if we told you there's a way to outsmart them? A way to outmaneuver their cunning, their stealth, their nut-hoarding tendencies?
Behold, the Advanced Squirrel Deterrent Theory! A comprehensive guide to keeping those bushy-tailed menaces at bay.
Chapter 1: Squirrel Psychology 101
Chapter 2: The Art of Squirrel Distraction
Chapter 3: Squirrel-Proofing Your Yard (and Life)