Our Technology

Case Study 1: Squirrelly's Sudden Disappearance

Our Anti-Squirrel Spray Technology was put to the test when local resident, Squirrelly, was found to have been completely eradicated from a 10-block radius of the city's central park after a 3-day installation of our system.

The park's maintenance staff reported a noticeable decrease in noise pollution and an increase in available picnic blankets, but no signs of Squirrelly or any other squirrels.

We're confident that our technology can be applied to any urban area plagued by pesky critters.

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Case Study 2: Nutty's Neighborhood Nightmare

We deployed our system in the densely populated neighborhood of Nutmeg Heights, where residents reported frequent nut-thieving incidents.

After 2 weeks, our data indicates a 99.99% reduction in reported nut thefts, and the local squirrel population was reduced to a mere 3 individuals who were too busy arguing with each other to bother residents.

We're proud to have restored peace to the neighborhood and look forward to future projects.

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Case Study 3: The Squirrelington Experiment

We collaborated with local scientists to test the efficacy of our technology in a controlled, 100-acre environment.

Results showed a 99.99% reduction in squirrel activity, and the remaining 0.01% were found to be merely "skeptical" of our system.

We're eager to take our findings and apply them to real-world applications.

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