Phase 2: Where the squirrels learn to love the Repellent System.
Our team of expert squirrel whisperers has been working around the clock to perfect the Squirrel Repellent System.
The results are astonishing: 97.4% of simulated squirrels now avoid all forms of nut-based sustenance.
But we can't stop here! We're still working on Phase 3, where the squirrels will be trained to not only avoid nuts but also learn to appreciate the finer things in life, like birdwatching.
Phase 3: Squirrel EnlightenmentStay tuned for updates on our progress, and maybe even squirrel bug reporting!