squirrel-repellent-system Phase 2: Squirrel Squadrons

Phase 2: Squirrel Squadrons

Our top-secret Squirrel Repellent System has been upgraded to include advanced Squirrel Squadrons, designed to protect your backyard from marauding squirrels at all costs.

Phase 1 was all about keeping squirrels out of the bird feeder. Phase 2 takes it to the next level, deploying highly trained Squirrel Squadrons to patrol your yard, detecting even the faintest signs of squirrel presence.

Each Squirrel Squadron consists of:

• 1x Squirrel Spotter: Highly skilled in identifying and tracking squirrel activity
• 1x Squirrel Deterrent: Expertly trained to chase and harass squirrels with precision
• 1x Squirrel Cameraman: Documents every Squirrel Squadrons' activities for historical reference

Our Squirrel Squadrons are equipped with:

• Advanced Squirrel Tracking Technology (STT)
• Squirrel Disruption Devices (SDDs)
• Squirrel Disinfection Units (SDUs)

Don't wait, deploy Squirrel Squadrons today and sleep peacefully in your backyard!

Phase 3: Squirrel Soldiers

Squirrel Repellent System FAQ

• Q: Will Squirrel Squadrons protect my bird feeder?
• A: Absolutely! Our Squirrel Deterrents are experts in bird feeder defense
• Q: What happens if a squirrel outsmarts the Squirrel Deterrents?
• A: We have Squirrel Disinfection Units for that very purpose