Squirrel Protocol FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

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Q: What is the Squirrel Protocol?

The Squirrel Protocol is an experimental project aimed at developing a comprehensive system to repel squirrels from urban areas. Our goal is to make cities a better place for humans, one acorn at a time.

Q: Why do we need a Squirrel Protocol?

We need a Squirrel Protocol because squirrels are a significant problem in urban environments. They steal our snacks, ruin our picnics, and occasionally leave us with unexpected "present" surprises.

Q: What is the Squirrel Protocol's current status?

We are currently in Phase 4, the most advanced stage of the Squirrel Protocol. We're making good progress, but those sneaky squirrels are still a challenge.

Q: Will the Squirrel Protocol work on squirrels of all ages?

We're focusing on young squirrels, but our research suggests that our methods could be adapted to older, wiser squirrels as well. We're not promising anything, though.