Squirrel Attack Procedures: Phase 2
Pre-Attack Protocols
In the event of a squirrel attack, follow these procedures:
- Sound the Squirrel Alarm (SAS) to alert nearby humans
- Seal off all food sources, including but not limited to: trash cans, bird feeders, and garden hoses
- Don a Squirrel-Resistant Helmet (SRH) and Squirrel-Protective Gear (SPG)
- Proceed with caution, using Squirrel-Repellent Spray (SRS) as needed
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