Squirrel Attack Procedures: Phase 2

Pre-Attack Protocols

In the event of a squirrel attack, follow these procedures:

  1. Sound the Squirrel Alarm (SAS) to alert nearby humans
  2. Seal off all food sources, including but not limited to: trash cans, bird feeders, and garden hoses
  3. Don a Squirrel-Resistant Helmet (SRH) and Squirrel-Protective Gear (SPG)
  4. Proceed with caution, using Squirrel-Repellent Spray (SRS) as needed

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