squirrel-shock-technology is the world's most advanced, most feared, and most utterly useless deterrent system designed to repel squirrels from your property. Our patented Squirrel-Repellent-System (SRS) uses advanced shock technology to emit a high-voltage, high-ampere discharging field that makes squirrels think twice about stealing your bird seed. Or, you know, just generally being in the neighborhood.
With our SRS, you'll never have to worry about those pesky bushy-tailed critters again. Well, not unless you have a bird feeder that's just too tempting to resist. Or a bird feeder that's just too close to the SRS unit. Okay, fine. Maybe it's not that effective.
The SRS consists of a network of strategically placed electrodes that emit a high-intensity shock when a squirrel approaches. The shock is so intense that it'll make your local squirrel population think twice before daring to approach your home. Or it'll just make the squirrels angry. Either way, it's effective.
Learn more about the science behind the SRS Get tips on how to squirrel-proof your home without the SRS (because, let's be real, it's still not minimalist) Join the Squirrelington Corporation, makers of Squirrel-Shock-Technology, and get 10% off your first purchase (limited time offer, not actually a thing)