Ultra-Sonic Squirrel Whisperers Technical Specs

Overview

Our Ultra-Sonic Squirrel Whisperers are the most advanced, highly trained, and utterly bewildering team of experts in the field of squirrel psychology.

Key Features

• Whisperer-Robotics: Our proprietary robotic squirrel whisperer system, capable of producing frequencies of up to 40kHz, guaranteed to drive any squirrel into a state of utter confusion.
• Squirrel-Behavioral Analysis: Advanced algorithms and AI-powered models, designed to predict and counter even the most diabolical of squirrel plans.
• Whisperer-Hacking: Our team of expert hackers, capable of infiltrating any squirrel's inner workings and turning them into our loyal subjects.

Specifications

Our Ultra-Sonic Squirrel Whisperers are designed to withstand any squirrel attack. Built with the following specifications:

Frequency Range: 20-40kHz, adjustable via software

Power Output: Up to 1000W, capable of shattering glass (not guaranteed)

Operating System: Squirrel-OS, proprietary and highly secure (password: acorn)

Memory: 16GB, expandable via Whisperer-Memory Stick