UltraSonic Squirrel Whisperer v1.6 Technical Specs

Warning: Technical jargon inside! Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it looks

System Requirements

Squirrel brainwave frequencies: 20-40KHz
Power consumption: 0.05W (we're talking low-carbon, folks)
Whisperer operating system: SquirrelOS (patent pending)
Cooling system: advanced squirrel-fur-lined radiator fins

Technical Features

Sonic wave generator: 100% pure, 100% organic, 100% squirrel-tested
Squirrel-whisperer interface: intuitive, user-friendly, and totally-not-a-mouse
Whisperer hacking mode: enables expert-level control over squirrel brainwaves

Upgrade Path

v1.6: added Squirrel-Fu mode (patent pending)
v1.5: minor bug fixes, no changes to Squirrel-Fu
v1.4: introduced advanced squirrel-whisperer algorithms (don't ask, just trust us)

Visit our UltraSonic Squirrel Whisperer v2.0 for the bleeding edge of squirrel tech.

Or, you know, just go back to v1.4 if you're feeling retro.