UltraSonic Squirrel Whisperer v1.6 Technical Specs
Warning: Technical jargon inside! Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it looks
System Requirements
- Squirrel brainwave frequencies: 20-40KHz
- Power consumption: 0.05W (we're talking low-carbon, folks)
- Whisperer operating system: SquirrelOS (patent pending)
- Cooling system: advanced squirrel-fur-lined radiator fins
Technical Features
- Sonic wave generator: 100% pure, 100% organic, 100% squirrel-tested
- Squirrel-whisperer interface: intuitive, user-friendly, and totally-not-a-mouse
- Whisperer hacking mode: enables expert-level control over squirrel brainwaves
Upgrade Path
- v1.6: added Squirrel-Fu mode (patent pending)
- v1.5: minor bug fixes, no changes to Squirrel-Fu
- v1.4: introduced advanced squirrel-whisperer algorithms (don't ask, just trust us)
Visit our UltraSonic Squirrel Whisperer v2.0 for the bleeding edge of squirrel tech.
Or, you know, just go back to v1.4 if you're feeling retro.