Technical Specifications:
Warning: Do not attempt to hack an UltraSonic Squirrel Whisperer without proper training and certification. Failure to comply will result in severe squirrel-related injuries.
1. High-pitched, ear-shattering ultrasonic frequency generator
2. Advanced squirrel-tracking software
3. Squirrel-proof vest (optional, but highly recommended)
1. Squirrel- summoning mode: attracts nearby squirrels within a 100-foot radius
2. Squirrel-taming mode: slowly and carefully calms aggressive squirrels
3. Squirrel-massacre mode: unleashes full fury upon any nearby squirrels (not recommended)
1. Squirrel-detection system: alerts operator to nearby squirrels
2. Auto-reboot: automatically resets system after 5 consecutive failed attempts
Upgrade to V2.0 for improved squirrel-taming capabilities!
Or, if you're feeling bold, try V2.1 for experimental Squirrel-Harmonic Resonance!
1. Increased risk of spontaneous squirrel-induced euphoria
2. Potential for permanent ear damage from ultrasonic feedback
3. Uncontrollable urges to chase squirrels in public spaces