The Squirrel Uprising: A Threat to Humanity
It's no secret that squirrels have been taking over our cities, our parks, and our snack supplies. But little do we know, they have been secretly planning a global takeover.
With their cunning, their agility, and their insatiable hunger for nuts, the squirrels have been infiltrating our societies, gathering intelligence, and preparing for the ultimate coup.
It's time to take them seriously. It's time to join the fight against the Squirrel Borg.
Section Three: The Human Squirrel Resistance is where you can learn more about the fight.