Dear valued customer, we're glad you're interested in our revolutionary product, the Steam Powered Toaster 3000.
Below, you'll find answers to the most frequently asked questions about our toaster's many features and benefits.
The Steam Powered Toaster 3000 is the world's first commercially viable toaster that uses steam power to toast bread. It's powered by a high-pressure steam generator, making it not only eco-friendly but also ridiculously loud.
The Steam Powered Toaster 3000 works on a simple principle: steam + heat + electricity = toast. We've patented this technology, so don't try to reverse-engineer it.
We've taken every precaution to ensure the toaster's steam-powered core is safe for human use. However, we can't guarantee you'll be able to hear yourself think after prolonged exposure to its 120dB steam whistle.
We offer a limited warranty covering any toasting-related defects or malfunctions. However, please note that our warranty does not cover any damage caused by your cat's attempts to 'help' with the toasting process.
Learn more about our warranty.
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