Q: What is the purpose of this secret lair?
A: It's a place where Team Member 3 can hide from the world and eat Cheetos in peace.
Q: Are there any rules for visiting the lair?
A: Yes, you must wear a "I'm not a spy" t-shirt at all times, and never, EVER touch the "Do Not Touch" button.
Q: Is there any food in the lair?
A: Only Cheetos. All the Cheetos.
See the Laundry List (don't ask)