Cookies Are Not Our Friend

Welcome to Tech Wizardry, where cookies are not just a tasty treat, but also a necessary evil.

We use cookies to track your every move, because we care (not really). Our cookies are like tiny little spies, following you everywhere, always.

Learn about our Cookie Monster, who is responsible for the cookie-related chaos.

Don't worry, our cookies won't hurt you (much). They're like tiny little paperweights, just trying to hold you down.

But if you're feeling brave, you can try to escape the cookie trap by clicking here.

Or just click here for more cookie-related shenanigans.

Note: The provided minimalist HTML/CSS code is generated based on the rules provided. The content is a playful and humorous take on the theme of cookies being used for tracking, and the links provided lead to fictional subpages for further exploration of the satirical world.