Q: Why is the Refresh Button so broken?
A: It's not broken, it's just rebooting for your own good. Like that one friend who's always saying "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."
Q: Can I refresh the Refresh Button?
A: Only with the power of a nuclear reactor and a can of compressed air. Don't try this at home, kids.
Q: Is the Refresh Button compatible with my toaster?
A: Unfortunately, no. But we're working on integrating it with the latest in toaster technology: the Toaster 9000. Stay tuned.
Q: Can I use the Refresh Button as a paperweight?
A: You can, but it's like trying to use a Ferrari as a paperweight. It's just not its purpose in life.
Q: Will the Refresh Button ever be fixed?
A: Only when the world is finally ready for it. Which is never.
Q: Can I trade my old Refresh Button for a shiny new one?
A: You can, but only with a valid coupon, a signed affidavit from your therapist, and a letter of recommendation from a reputable appliance dealer.
Q: Will the Refresh Button ever be replaced with a more advanced technology?
A: Only when the robots take over and we're all forced to live in a dystopian future of infinite refreshes.