Our Methods

At Toaster Catnip Prophets, we employ an unorthodox blend of mysticism, alchemy, and 3D printing to predict the optimal catnip-to-toaster ratio for every occasion.

Our proprietary Catnip-Infusion Algorithm (CIA) takes into account:

• Quantum Flux Capacitor (QFC) resonance
• Phase Conjugation of Feline Energy
• Thermal Conductivity of Toaster Elements

CIA.py
# Importing required libraries
import qfc
import pce
import tce

# Initialize variables
qfc = Quantum_Flux_Capacitor()
pce = Phase_Conjugation_of_Feline_Energy()
tce = Thermal_Conductivity_of_Toaster_Elements()

# Run the algorithm
catnip_ratio = (qfc * pce) / tce

# Print result
print("Optimal Catnip-to-Toaster Ratio:", catnip_ratio)

Our team of experts, trained in the ancient art of Neo-Brutalist mysticism, carefully calibrate and refine the CIA to ensure the most accurate predictions.

We take pride in our work and guarantee a 99.9% success rate in achieving feline nirvana through our Catnip-to-Toaster Ratio predictions.