Underwater Base Building (UBB) is a revolutionary new project that defies the laws of physics and good sense. Our team of expert engineers, architects, and slightly-less-expert engineers have designed a base that will be built entirely underwater, because why not?
With a projected completion date of "never" and a budget of "more money than we can afford," UBB is the most ambitious project of the century. Join us in our quest to create a self-sustaining, entirely-underwater metropolis that will make the people of the world proud... or ashamed, depending on the current ocean current.
Key Features:
- 10,000 square feet of living space
- State-of-the-art hydroponic farming system
- 100% of the ocean's best seafood restaurants
- Unbeatable views of the ocean floor