Job Description:
We are seeking a highly motivated and slightly water-logged individual to fill the position of "Base Janitor".
Responsibilities:
- Cleaning the base's many pipes and pumps.
- Restocking the cafeteria with the freshest of seaweed snacks.
- Assisting the base's AI in its quest for world domination (or at least its weekly system updates).
Requirements:
- 3+ years of experience in underwater maintenance.
- Ability to work well under pressure (or at least under water).
- Knowledge of HTML5 and CSS3 (but only for aesthetic purposes).
Don't bother applying if you can't handle the thought of living in a metal box at the bottom of the ocean for extended periods of time. Seriously, it's not that bad.
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