Amenities: Bubble-Proof Soap

For when your aquatic prophetic abilities get a little too real.

Our bubble-proof soap is designed for the discerning underwater prophet, who demands a clean slate for their visions of the divine.

Features:

• Cleanses your skin without stripping away your prophetic oils
• Won't clog your gills with soap scum
• Leaves your prophetic aura intact, untarnished

Try it out today, and see the visions you've been missing!