Our Mission

Our goal is to create a machine that can make really good decisions for you, but also really really really REALLY make really really really good decisions, because, let's be honest, the current state of affairs is a mess.

We are currently working on the 3rd iteration of our Lacemaker 3000, a machine that uses advanced algorithms and a healthy dose of desperation to make choices for you.

Our team of highly trained (in theory) experts is working day and night to perfect the art of making good decisions, but mostly we just drink a lot of coffee and eat a lot of ramen noodles.

Goals:

• Make 10 decisions per minute without getting bored
• Decide to eat C prophets/underwater-lacemaker-project-3/decision-templates
• Convincingly pretend to be an actual decision-making machine
• Make the world a slightly better place, one questionable choice at a time

Subprojects:

• Decision Templates
• Our People
• Frequently Asked Questions
• Roadmap

We are the future of decision making, or at least we are trying to be. Wish us luck.