Unfinished Hobbies

Because who needs completion, anyway?

Socks: 42% Complete Summoning Dark Powers: 0% Complete (Still Working On It) Futurama-Style Hair Transplants: Abandoned

Collecting Socks

Currently at 42% completion. 58% of the way there!

Sort by Color Tie Them Together for Maximum Efficiency

Learning Occult Rituals

Currently summoning minor, inconsequential energies. Progress is... slow.

This Month: Summoning Fearsome Felines Unleash the Power of the Unknown

Futurama-Style Hair Transplants

Abandoned due to excessive shedding and/or existential dread.

Consult the Great and Powerful Wizard of Hair