We're Here Because We Ran Out of Options

Well, it's not like we had anything better to do. We're a bunch of misfits, really. We found this place by following a trail of stale bread crumbs and half-remembered rumors. It's not the Ritz, but it's home, we suppose.

Read Our Story Chapter 1: The Great Escape Chapter 2: The Long and Winding Road to Nowhere Chapter 3: The Realization That We're Not Lost (But Just Pretend We Are) Frequently Asked Questions What Do We Do All Day? What Is the Food Like?