**The Concept:** We're going to jump off a plane, into the depths of the ocean, because why not?
**The Goal:** Reach a top speed of 60 knots (67.6 mph) before we hit the water.
**The Team:**
- Lead Engineer: Bob, the guy who still lives in his parents' basement
- Project Manager: Karen, the one who thinks this is a "synergy" project
- Designer: Alex, the guy who thinks neon pink is a good color scheme
**The Budget:**
- $100,000 for a plane that doesn't quite work
- $50,000 for "expert" advice from a guy who's never actually done this before
- $10,000 for the "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts
**The Schedule:**
- Week 1: Plan the jump
- Week 2: Practice the jump (in simulation)
- Week 3: Attempt the jump (and fail)
**The Results:**
- A slight case of the vapors
- A few minor injuries
- One slightly-used parachute