Vegetable Promises

You've Been Warned

We've heard you've been slacking on the whole 'eat more veggies' front. Let this be your formal apology.

Here are some promises we're holding you to:

• Eat a serving of broccoli every morning
• Drink a glass of kale juice daily
• Use a salad as your go-to lunch option 3 times a week

Failure to comply will result in:

• Exile to a world made entirely of kale chips
• Forced attendance at a 5am yoga class for 'inner peace'
• A permanent record of your questionable life choices

Hyperlinks:

• Protein Promises
• Hydration Hints