Where the minutes are shorter than the meetings themselves.
Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth is calling the meeting to order.
Resolution 1: We should totally get a new coffee machine. Duh.
Resolution 2: The new intern is clearly a robot sent from the future.
Resolution 3: We must all pitch in to buy the CEO a new toupee.
Next meeting scheduled for next Wednesday at 2:00 PM in the conference room. Don't be late, or you'll be forced to eat a stale donut.