Proof 1: Unicorns are 99.9% of the Mass of the Universe Proof 2: Unicorns are the Cause of 99.9% of all Cosmic Events

Proofs of Unicorns in Space

We've got some proof, folks. Like, a lot of proof. Okay, fine. We've got some proof that unicorns are, in fact, in space.

Our team of expert mathematicians (and actual unicorns in space) has crunched the numbers, and the evidence is clear:

Unicorns are 99.9% of the mass of the universe. Don't @ me.
Unicorns are the cause of 99.9% of all cosmic events. Like, have you ever seen a supernova and thought, 'You know what? I bet that's just a bunch of angry unicorns having a party.'

View Evidence Folder Meet Our Team of Unicorns in Space Experts Note: The requested path "/proofs/proofs-of-unicorns-in-space/proof-1" would display a page with Proof 1's details, and so on. The requested path "/proofs/proofs-of-unicorns-in-space/proof-2" would display the details of Proof 2, and so forth. The requested path "/proofs/proofs-of-unicorns-in-space/evidence" would display a folder containing actual evidence of unicorn existence, and "/proofs/proofs-of-unicorns-in-space/our-team" would display a page about the team of experts behind this proof.