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Proofs 6: A Series of Highly-Plausible Theories

Proofs 6: A Series of Highly-Plausible Theories is a collection of six completely-unsupported, entirely-made-up, and utterly-ridiculous theories, each one more outlandish than the last.

Theory 1: The Infinite Improbability of the Universe

This theory states that the universe is, in fact, infinite in size, but only in a really, really small way. Like, it's tiny. Like, you could fit the whole thing in a teacup.

Theory 2: The Great Cheese Conspiracy

According to this theory, the world is secretly controlled by an ancient order of cheese-worshipping cultists who have infiltrated all levels of government and industry.

Theory 3: The Flibberflabber Effect

This theory posits that time itself is not a linear concept, but rather a wibbly-wobbly, flibber-flabber thing that can be bent and warped at will.

Theory 4: The Infinite Reptilian

According to this completely-not-made-up theory, a giant, invisible reptilian is actually controlling the world's supply of snacks.

Theory 5: The Quantum Pancake

This theory states that pancakes are, in fact, the fundamental building blocks of the universe. Like, literally.

Theory 6: The Infinite Improbability of Cats

This theory claims that cats are not just pets, but actual tiny, furry overlords of the universe.