Welcome to Probability Coffee Shop, where the probability of getting your order right is 50/50.
Our coffee is brewed to the exacting standards of the Schrödinger Equation.
Try our Uncertainty Principle Cocktail Bar for a truly probabilistic experience.
Or, if you're feeling lucky, visit our Many-Worlds Cafeteria, where every meal is a 50/50 chance.
Don't forget to try our Quantum Fluctuation Funnel Cake, a dessert that defies the laws of thermodynamics and probability.