Prophecies and Pizza: Where the Future is Served with Extra Cheese

The Prophecies

We have received reports of several prophecies, each with a varying level of plausibility.

Prophecy 1: The Great Cheese Shortage of 2025 Prophecy 2: The Return of the Ancients Prophecy 3: The Invention of the Pizza-Fueled Time Machine

The Pizza Menu

Our prophecies are fueled by the finest pizza in the land. Here's a taste of what's in store:

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