A Vision of the New Year 2023: A Guide to the Future

Welcome, seeker of knowledge, to this humble prophecy for the new year. May the trends be ever in your favor.

Our seers, sages, and slightly-unbalanced individuals have gathered to reveal the secrets of the coming year. Here's what they see:

• More memes, more chaos, and more TikTok.
• The rise of the AI-powered avocado toast toaster.
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• The inevitable fall of Netflix's algorithmic recommendations, replaced by a never-ending loop of cat videos.

For more insight into the future, visit:

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• A Month of February Frenzy prophets
• March Madness: When the Weather Forecasters Go Mad
• April Showers, May Flowers, and June's Sudden Disappearance of Socks