The world will be consumed by an endless loop of memes.
Humans will spend 90% of their time on social media, 9% on cat videos, and 1% on actual productivity.
A new form of currency will be introduced: the Like.
The robots will take over, but they'll still be terrible at making coffee.
Humans will be forced to learn the art of oiling their own machines.
The world will be united under a single, glorious pizza.
Humans will forget the taste of other foods, and pizza will be the only option.
Computers and devices will require frequent reboots, and humans will become adept at rebooting in their sleep.
The phrase "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" will become the most common sentence in the English language.
Blergonia will rise as a dominant world power, with the Oracle as its supreme leader.
Humans will be forced to learn the art of doing the chicken dance in front of the Oracle.