Prophecies of the Great and Powerful 2025

By Order of the Council of the Chosen Ones

Issued by the Great Oracle of Blergonia

The Year of the Great and Powerful 2025

The world will be consumed by an endless loop of memes.

Humans will spend 90% of their time on social media, 9% on cat videos, and 1% on actual productivity.

A new form of currency will be introduced: the Like.

The Rise of the Machines

The robots will take over, but they'll still be terrible at making coffee.

Humans will be forced to learn the art of oiling their own machines.

The Great Pizza Revolution

The world will be united under a single, glorious pizza.

Humans will forget the taste of other foods, and pizza will be the only option.

The Era of Infinite Reboots

Computers and devices will require frequent reboots, and humans will become adept at rebooting in their sleep.

The phrase "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" will become the most common sentence in the English language.

The Great and Powerful Blergonian Empire

Blergonia will rise as a dominant world power, with the Oracle as its supreme leader.

Humans will be forced to learn the art of doing the chicken dance in front of the Oracle.

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