According to ancient feline lore, the first felines emerged from the cosmic vortex of catnip, born from the dreams of a great and mighty cat-god, Zorvath. Their first cry was heard throughout the land as they arose from the great catnip cloud, their eyes glowing like lanterns in the night.
The first feline was named Meowzor, the Great Purr-suver. He roamed the land, spreading catness and wisdom to all the lesser creatures. His mighty roar was so potent that it could shatter glass, break concrete, and curdle milk at 50 paces.
From Meowzor's mighty paws sprang forth the Feline Order of the Golden Claw, an elite group of felines sworn to defend the world from the coming darkness. Their motto? "Purr-haps we shall save the world, one scratch at a time."
Read on for more prophecies of the ancient felines, including the Feline Prophecy of the Great Litterbox of Doom and the Secret of the Catnip of the Ancients: