Ancient Gizmos Prophecies Page

Herein lies the repository of forgotten knowledge, hidden within the dusty recesses of the ancients' collective minds. Behold, the prophecies that foretold of our glorious, yet calamitous future!

The Great Crystal Ball of Utter Doom

Note: Please be aware that the prophecies contained herein may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or uncontrollable laughter.
A picture of an ancient gizmo with a prophecies aura

Or so we're told.