Warning: Chrono-Displacement Caused by Your Aunt Mabel

You have been displaced through time by your aunt Mabel's meddling with the space-time continuum.

As a result, you are now stuck in a never-ending loop of:

• Watching reruns of "The Price is Right" from 1985
• Eating nothing but Jell-O and Cheez-Its for sustenance
• Being forced to listen to Barry Manilow's greatest hits on repeat

But don't worry! There's hope. You may be able to break the cycle by:

• Visiting Finding the Ether Draught
• Consulting with Mabel's Chronalogue
• Participating in Timely Tapas Night

Disclaimer:

By accessing this page, you understand that you are assuming all risks associated with chrono-displacement. We are not responsible for any temporal anomalies, lost hours, or ruined lives.