By the power vested in me, I, Defiant Mouse, shall unleash a series of scathing critiques on the state of the world. Or, rather, the state of the cheese platter.
From the depths of my whisker-tipped soul, I shall reveal the secrets of the universe. Or, at the very least, the contents of the pantry.
Learn about the Ancient Rodent Lore and the lost civilizations of cheese.
Read the Future of Cheese Prophecy, where I foretell the rise of the mighty cheddar empire.
Visit the Cheese Utopia, where all is right with the world (or, at least, all is right with the cheese).