The Prophecy of Socks
Chapter 1: The Sock Saga
In a realm not so far away, where the fabric of reality is ever-fraying, the Sock Prophecy spoke of an impending doom.
The Sock Oracle hath foreseen the coming of Sock-Gathering Day,
A time when the land of Missing Socks shall meet its fate,
The One Who Shall Not be Paired, shall bring balance to the land,
With a mighty hoard of matching footwear, the future shall be grand.