EMPTY SKIES OF 2023 FORECAST

Predictions for the skies of the coming year:

High Clouds: None. Absolutely none.

Low Clouds: Still none.

Wind: 0 mph. Because there's nothing to blow.

Temperature: Room temperature. Because the atmosphere has given up.

Humidity: 0%. Because who needs moisture, anyway?

Rain: None. We've given up on that, too.