The Fate of Your Socks
According to ancient prophetic texts, the fate of your socks is as follows:
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If you wear them on a Monday, the Sock Gremlin will steal them while you're sleeping.
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If you pair them with a belt, the fabric of space and time will be torn asunder.
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If you wear them to the mall, a stranger will try to sell you a matching purse.
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If you wash them with the whites, they will turn a lovely shade of pink.
But wait, there's more!