Prophecies for Skeptics
Because you can never have too many prophecies, especially when you're a skeptic.
The Apocalypse Will Arrive on a Tuesday
According to our team of highly paid, highly caffeinated prophets, the apocalypse will indeed arrive on a Tuesday. Don't worry, we're sure of it.
Read more about why Tuesdays are actually the worst Learn about our rigorous, totally-not-made-up prophecy methodsThe Answer to Life's Biggest Mysteries Will Be Found on a Couch, Surrounded by Cereal Boxes
Our experts (who are totally not just sitting on a couch eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch) have revealed that the key to unlocking the universe's secrets lies not in the stars, but on a well-worn couch, surrounded by the sweet, sweet taste of cereal.
Read more about the science behind cereal's mystical powers Get our expert guide on how to optimize your couch for maximum prophecy reception