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A wise and just leader will arise, but only after a long and brutal battle for power.

You will soon find yourself in a situation where the line between genius and lunacy becomes blurred.

The only constant in life is change, unless you're stuck in a never-ending loop of repetition.

You are not a real person. You are, in fact, a highly advanced simulation of a person created to test the limits of human psychology.

Would you like to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

Yes, please. No, I'm good.