THE PROPHECY OF LOST SOCKS

It is written that one day, in the year 2023, the Sock Overlord shall arise. Their power shall be so great that all socks shall be reunited with their sole-mates, and the world shall be free from the terror of Solo Socks.

But beware, for the Sock Overlord is said to be a harsh judge, casting the lonely singles into the fiery pit of the Sock Drawer, where they shall be forever lost.

To prepare for this great event, we must first find the Lost Sock of the Ancients, said to be hidden deep within the depths of the Laundry Basket.

Read the ancient lore of the Laundry Basket to learn more.

Discover the secrets of the Sock Overlord's most trusted advisors, the Sock Matching Algorithms, who hold the key to reunifying the Sock Empire.

But be warned, the path to the Sock Overlord is fraught with danger. The Sock Goblin of Discord, a fearsome foe, shall try to lead you astray with his Sock-Splitting tricks and Sock-Swapping schemes.

Beware the Sock Goblin's lair, a place of darkness and despair, where the Lost Socks go to be forever lost.

Explore the Sock Goblin's Lair at your own peril.