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As foretold by the ancient ones, the Sock Gods have spoken.
It is said that in the year 2025, the world shall be overrun by missing socks.
A calamity of epic proportions, as one in five socks shall vanish without a trace, leaving their owners bereft and bewildered.
But fear not, mortals, for the Sock Gods have also foretold of the Sock Savant, a chosen one who shall wield the power to reunite the scattered socks and bring balance to the universe.
The Sock Savant shall possess the following attributes:
The Sock Savant shall embark on a perilous journey to reunite the lost socks and restore balance to the world.
Along the way, the Sock Savant shall encounter:
Will the Sock Savant emerge victorious, or shall the world succumb to the Great Sock-Pocalypse?
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