It is written in the ancient Sock of the Ancients that the Sock Gods shall soon descend upon us, bringing forth the One Sock, foretold to be of unparalleled warmth and comfort. This Sock shall bring balance to our tootsies and solace to our feet.
But beware, for the Sock Gods are also known to bring forth the Dark Sock, a behemoth of fraying and holes, feared by all who have crossed its path.
Heed the call of the Sock Oracle, who speaks thus:
GO TO THE MAD SOCK VERSE TO LEARN MORE OF THE SOCKS.
OR GO TO THE MAD SOCK CHRONICLE TO READ OF THE SOCKS' ANCIENT HISTORY.