Prophecies of Overpriced Brews

Here, we shall reveal the secrets of the most expensive coffee drinks known to humanity.

The Prophecy of the $1000 Latte

A shot of espresso made from the tears of the finest, free-range, artisanal goats.

A blend of the rarest, most exotic beans, infused with the essence of unicorn tears and a hint of disappointment.

Brewed under the light of a full moon, using beans kissed by the gentle touch of a thousand suns.

Buy Now and taste the prophecy for yourself!

(Note: You can add more prophecies, just ask me to add a specific one, and I'll do my best to create it!)