Mysterious Ones Prophecies

By the Oracle of Blerg, Lord of the Slightly-Used-Teas

• The Prophecy of Socks: A Tale of Missing Footwear
• The Future of Burritos: A Vision of Beings with Meat-Stuffed Tortillas
• The Doomsday of the Socks: A Warning of Missing Footwear
• The Prophecies of the Doomsday: A Series of Unsettling Predictions

Disclaimer: The Oracle of Blerg is not responsible for any lost or destroyed socks.