Chrono-Synchronicity: The Prophecies

Prophecy 1: The Great Pizza Delivery

It is written, "A pizza shall arrive, but it shall be cold." - The Great Seer

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Prophecy 2: The Rise of the Robot Uprising

It is foreseen, "A robot shall come, but it shall not have a good Wi-Fi signal." - The Great Seer

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Seer's Notes

            Notes on the art of prophecy delivery:
            1. Use a mix of bold and italic text for maximum dramatic effect
            2. Avoid clichés, they are so overused
            3. Use a font with a high x-height for better readability