Oreo Addiction is a Serious Issue

Prophecies

We present to you, our most dire predictions:

• More Sprinkles Will Be Added
• The Cookie Will Be the New MOAI
• Oreo-Fueled Apocalypse

Symptoms

You may be experiencing the following symptoms:

• Excessive cookie consumption
• Withdrawal when unable to access cookies
• Increased heart rate upon sighting a cookie jar

Seek immediate help at our Oreo Recovery Program

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