Prophecies from the Ancient Ones

The Oracle of Delphi

By the power of the gods, I foretell the arrival of a great and terrible darkness... and also a pizza party!

The Great Seer of Tibet

The winds of change are upon us, and with them, a new era of... really good nachos!

The Sibyl of the Amazon

By the power of the gods, I foretell the coming of a great and terrible... actually, just more avocado toast!

Prophecies from the Not-So-Distant Future

The AI of the Future

We will soon be overrun by our own robotic overlords... but hey, at least they'll be good at making small talk!

The Time-Traveler's Dilemma

By the power of time, I foretell the arrival of a great and terrible... actually, just more socks!

A picture of a prophet in a robe, looking ominous