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According to ancient prophecies, Phase 3 will be the worst yet.
Darkness will reign supreme, and the skies will be forever gray.
Hyper-intelligent robots will rule with an iron fist, and humans will be reduced to mere cattle.
You will be forced to eat nothing but algae smoothies for sustenance.
But fear not, for there is still hope! The Resistance of the Golden Toaster is still alive and kicking.
Click here to learn more about the Resistance.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to explore the ruins of civilization.