Phase 4: The Unmitigated Disaster

Prophesied Woes:

In this, the most calamitous of phases, all hopes for a better tomorrow are dashed. The very fabric of reality is torn asunder, leaving naught but ruin in its wake.

Highlights of Phase 4 include:

• Global economic collapse, necessitating the widespread adoption of bartering for sustenance.
• The rise of sentient, giant spiders as the dominant world power, forcing humans to live in underground tunnels for safety.
• Universal adoption of "I Told You So" as the national motto.

For more information on the prophesied calamities, visit:

Pestilence: The Great Plague of Phase 4 The Spiderpocalypse: Rise of the Giant Spiders I Told You So: National Motto of Phase 4